Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Randomize
