I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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