people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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