what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
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Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
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Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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