: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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