Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
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I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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