i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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