You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
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Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
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You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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