You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
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debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
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Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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