i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
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I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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