when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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