We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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