you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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