Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
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The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
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I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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