I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?