I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
porn star boner night. come get it.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.