Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Randomize
