u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
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Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
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You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!