My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
i now understand why vodka
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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