butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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