I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
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Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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