I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
