weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
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If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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