I heard we made out
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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