someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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