Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
only you would photoshop your dick
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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