if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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