Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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