My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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