Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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