everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
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Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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