im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
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On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Still dying that you shit outside
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
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Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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