you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
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Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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