how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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