Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
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I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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