Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
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I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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