I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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