So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
