its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Sorry about my life...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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