Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
Randomize
