Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
P.S. I can't hear my feet
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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