Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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