he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
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Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
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And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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