Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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