it was like eating out sand paper
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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