He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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