Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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