I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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