Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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