maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
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I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
is it fun? or sober?
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