I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
love makes seman taste better
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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