Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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