I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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