scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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