jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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