I must be too annoying 4 u.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
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He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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