were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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