Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
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How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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